May 2012
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beyoncebeytwice:
i don’t think we’re using this site the way it was intended to be used
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shavingryansprivates:
“music is my life :)” i say as i walk down the street listening to fall out boy on my 2nd generation ipod nano. but what’s this? the sound suddenly cut out! i quickly pull out my 2nd generation ipod nano to see that the battery has run dry. “NO!” i scream as i begin sprinting towards my home. it’s too late. i collapse on the sidewalk and die.
I thought maybe I could wake up married to one of...
liveinthewrongdecade:
all of you guys should seriously be watching cartoon planet
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chillin
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Did I tell you guys that my parents said they realized why I wanted to go away to school so much- so I could party, drink, and do drugs?
Not only that, but they said that I didn’t have to go away to college to do that and they’re glad stuck here, I could party and get wasted around here so they could safely get to me if I got too messed up and needed a ride home.
look at me
does...
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Gets packet of information from USC
“That’s probably our refund check!” mom says
Open it up
a ton of information about the dorms that I don’t get to stay in
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My grandma means well
but her chicken tenders are always so thick and greasy
beggers can’t be choosers though
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unicornholio:
Ugh, graduation practice is going to suck tomorrow because I’m going to be in a gym full of dumbasses who spent 12+ years in school but still can’t be quiet, stand in a straight line, or get in alphabetical order.
Good luck with that. I hated my grad rehearsal. :I
Thanks dude, I need all the luck I can get. :P
Best of...
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in the distance, i can’t faintly hear Brak’s screaming as my ringtone
but i can never locate the damn phone in time
wizcoylifa:
I’m in the computer lab, and there is no one else here. Suddenly, the computer opens up meatspin.com and I can’t close the window. The mouse and keyboard turn to dust. My entire family appears behind me and judges me hard. The “D” falls off the DELL computer monitor to reveal an “H” underneath.
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unicornholio:
Ugh, graduation practice is going to suck tomorrow because I’m going to be in a gym full of dumbasses who spent 12+ years in school but still can’t be quiet, stand in a straight line, or get in alphabetical order.
Good luck with that. I hated my grad rehearsal. :I
Thanks dude, I need all the luck I can get. :P
Ugh, graduation practice is going to suck tomorrow because I’m going to be in a gym full of dumbasses who spent 12+ years in school but still can’t be quiet, stand in a straight line, or get in alphabetical order.
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so, i was watching speed racer when in a span of sixteen seconds
racer x, who is secretly speed racer from behind
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“as you know the value of a dollar CAN’T STOP ME FROM RACING POPS”
i’ve finally found the wonderful SRYTP i’ve been searching for
A very short lesson in Psychology:
-kakashi:
When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
When a person cries on little things, that person is...
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yuck
so tomorrow
graduation practice
completer’s ceremony
next day
graduation
friday
CHUCK E MUTHAFUGGIN CHEESES TRICK WHERE A KID CAN BE A MOFUGGIN KID SONnNnNnN
i can’t wait until friday
So, I was catching up on episodes of Metalocalypse and that song from the third episode of the new season is just AMAZING
omg
i wonder if it’s on youtube yet
WE
ARE
OUT
OF
RAMEN
NOODLES.
MY BROTHER JUST ATE THE LAST PACK
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istoleyourbaby replied to your post: So, my mom handed me this letter from a place…
sounds like a supervillain corporation
Oh, from what I read, it basically is.
It’s a scam place that wants you to sell kitchen knives.
But you have to spend like 100 dollars on knives to use them to sell more knives or something?
I don’t want to sell knives.
So, my mom handed me this letter from a place called Vector and they want me to work for them?
What is this place?
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matturday:
they’re just fictional characters I screamed as I reached into my chest, pulled my heart out and flung it out a window
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